September 3rd, 2008 by Pokin Posted in Road Trip | 1 Comment »
It’s my birthday.
Correction, it was my birthday.
Major correction — It was my birthday like a month ago. I took my time to write this post.
Of all the options available to me, I decided that the most fun would be to crash somebody else’s bday.
So that’s what I did.
And this post is about those adventures.
Warning, it’s long.
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The day before my birthday, I kidnapped the gang, stuffed a cooler full of blueberries, and went from one moment of figuring out how to celebrate getting older and more wrinkley, the next we were all crammed in a car full of blankets driving up north.
Now. What gets packed on a road trip requires utmost consideration. For me, the food is very important critical. Road trip junk food binges are an integral part of this kind of experience. So I made sure I had plenty of food. Pokin’s needs? Met.
And Eric? Suspiciously, my proof went missing, but picture Eric in the back seat of the car with the following in hand:
Pillow? check.
Self? check
Deodorant? check.
Toothbrush in hand? double check.
Unlike the rest of us that trusted the backpack to hold all the necessary items, Eric deemed it most appropriate to hand-carry all said items within the car.
So here we are, in car. Now what? First thing to do?
Start heading in the wrong direction!
Since we haven’t been making any $$ for some time now because of GeckoGo, “cheap” was the operating term of the day. The cheapest car we could rent was over in the SJ airport. So down we went to pick up the car in record time so that we could then rectify the situation by sitting in construction traffic for the next two hours. Once we finally got to the I5, we settled in for some serious bonding time, knowing it was going to be us and the same strip of asphalt for about the next 14 hours.
Along the way, we agonize Eric by not-stopping at any of the Quiznos we see.
At about 9:00pm, we pull in to Eugene, Oregon, famished, ready for dinner. And we soon realize important lesson of the day #1
Important lesson of the day #1:
If you want real food, small-medium town cities in Oregon may not be the best place to look for it late in the night.
Fast food it was.
We ended up getting takeout from a Chinese buffet & BBQ place respectively.
Disappointed over the lack of a sit down restaurant option, we decide at some point in the evening to drown our sorrows over a nice thick milk shake. We hit up a Carls Jr.
Moments later, milkshakes are in hand.
Important lesson of the day #2:
Going for a sugar rush when you’re already tired means you’re in for a serious low after.
By this time it’s some time around 11:00 and we still haven’t hit Portland. The goal is technically Seattle and we’re all totally exhausted. Eyes start shutting as we’re driving.
Important lesson #3:
Rest stops are your best friend.
Rest stops were our best friends. A place to stretch…power nap…look out at the stars. They even have coffee! We took MAJOR advantage of those places.
Important Lesson #4:
The coffee isn’t very good.
Important Lesson #5:
You don’t really care at this point.
I think it was around 1:00am at this point that we realize we didn’t actually have a place to stay for the night. But it doesn’t take long before we find a place around the Sea-Tac airport. We have a target!
Some time around 2:30 or so we pull into the hotel, trudge up to the room, Eric brings his pillow with him and everyone passes out.
-Day 2- (my birthday!
)
8:00am in the morning: phone rings. Our friend is outside the door. He’s to crash with us until 12:00pm when we’re to meet up with the rest of the birthday surprise squad. He comes in, curls up beside Eric and tries to go to sleep.
8:05am. He decides he’d rather go look for the new Apple iPhone. He recruits other iPhone hopefuls.
10:30am. Gang comes back. They managed to hit up almost every single AT&T / Apple store in the region but everyone is sold out.

Picture taken right outside the hotel - super sleepy gang and way perky me. :p
11:50am. We finally start checking out of the hotel. ETA? 10 minutes. Driving time remaining? 30 minutes. Phone calls are made.
# of people who are supposed to be there?
Something like 18.
# of people who will be on time?
0.
Way to go team work and coordination! :p
We get there more like 1:00pm, realize NO ONE is going to be there for still some time longer.
2:00pm, I decide I like my friend and all, but that I was going to ditch the joint and meet up with everyone else for dinner instead. I kidnap 3 more people, leave behind 1 and go looking for food.
2:40pm. I find myself on a ferry headed for Bainbridge Island. I just felt like it. Everyone in still starving as no one has eaten yet. Eric narrowly staves off a mutiny by sharing cookies.
3:00pm. Arrive at Bainbridge island. Begin to look for food.
3:15pm. Discover that most places had stopped serving lunch as they were gearing up for dinner. Blast! Finish sightseeing most of downtown Bainbridge in the process.
3:30pm. Start eating at a Thai restaurant. Could have done that in Seattle too.

View from our lunch spot
4:40pm. Realize that we are going to have to run like Forrest to make it back on the return ferry.
5:15pm. Get back to Seattle. Start coordinating dinner so we can surprise Laura (the co-birthday girl). Find out no one else is hungry, everyone is scattered, dinner is going to be late. Like 8:00pm.
We figure at this point we may as well sightsee Seattle so we blitz the Space Needle, the Museum of Music, some malls, Sephora, and this square full of pooping birds.
Finally it’s 8:00pm we make it to the dinner location, successfully surprise Laura and proceed to have an awesome dinner at the Crab Pot.

Birthday girls at the Crab Pot
- Day 3 -
Drive back. We decide at this point that we’d really like to come back a little more leisurely than we went up, so we decide to go along the Oregon Coast. It’s scenic, it’ll be different, and we planned enough time right?
Except that by the time we were finished brunch, dropped off friends back to the airport and said goodbyes our coastal ETA was sundown.
Important Lesson of the day #6:
There’s not much of the coast to sight see if you can’t see anything.
We seriously ended up driving the bulk of the coast in the dark.
Again, we arrive to a dinner spot around 8:00-9:00 at night. This time we end up in a place that was touristy enough that food options were still open. We ate at the Drift Inn. Big mistake. Don’t eat there.

Why not to eat at the Drift Inn in Yachats.
We start driving again at 10:00pm. We’re at Yachats. Destination: Port Oxford.
Important Lesson of the day #7:
Yes restaurants close early, and guess what, lodging does too!
We realize at about 11:00pm that we’d better call ahead to say we’ll be late. No answer. We leave a message.
We arrive to the lodge at 2:00am to see that all lights are out and that no one is at reception.
We debate for some time on what to do, notice that there is a sign with a phone number to call for emergencies, spend more time debating the definition of emergency before finally calling.
Thankfully the not too cranky manager wakes up, appears out of nowhere and let us in.

Only real shot of the Oregon coast
- Day 4 -
Head home. Stop at the Redwoods along the way. Take some pictures. See Elk. Climb some trees. Drive some more.

In the Redwoods
Finally roll back into the house at 2:00am in the morning again. Drop of stuff, return rental car only to accidentally also take regular car into the rental lot. Spend time trying to maneuver around the in ground anti-theft spikes. Return home to crash for real.
And that was that. 
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